Saturday, February 25, 2012

Chocolate Rain Tattoo


Chocolate Rain Lyrics
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

Dumb Face Tattoo - Why would you do this?

I really don't understand why a person would ever do this? Leaves on your eyebrows is just never going to work with your outfit. I am sad for you and your children.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Start the year off right with some real dumb tattoos


Gasp, this is down right odd. Patrick Swayze as a centaur tattoo



Come on? Did you do this to yourself on a dare? Really?? no, REALLY??? DUMB TATTOO
Bloody Tampon Tattoo



What bad taste, a lot of people died and this is how you ehh eff-it you sir piss me off. I hope you end up in prison where some one "removes that tattoo" for you.


I am a little irritated from the above tattoo, the more I think about it the more mad I get. anyway, the obvious joke here, "The tradgey of this tattoo is that you didn't want to do a little spell check on the word before you make it permanent".

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Some random Dumb Tattoos.. Have fun

Thug Wife Tattoo.. Wow!



Judge Judy Tattoo.. Only Judy can judge me



WTF? One the Dark one opens and closes the door to Silent Hill



Terrible Tattoo



I am pretty sure this is not what he was going for when he went in for the tattoo.. You think you would want to see the artists prior work before committing.



"You ever done a portrait before?"
Uhh no..
"You want to start with my ugly wife in a bikini?"
Uhh sure.



Yeah, even the king of the dinosaurs would be embarrassed of this crap.



Lol swastika, nice.. Drunks should not be aloud to get tattoos.. Or at least there should be some sort of counseling done prior to applying it.



Hahahahahaha.. exactly where he belongs. Dr. Phil on ass tattoo



Mount Golden Girls... wow, who thought of this.. really!



This one deserves a post of its own. Again I have to recommend that we do a little counseling before applying a tattoo. Perhaps a quick google search to make sure WE HAVE THE RIGHT BLACK musician.. Good GOD!. Jimi Hendricks / Bob Marley tattoo..



Brenda tattoo... Lets take a moment and figure out what went wrong.
My guess is that Brenda Cheated on him and he is trying to show her that he REALLY loves her and she should stay with him. Comment below and give me your thoughts..



Atlas would be so Proud, holding a boob.. Nice tattoo.



I see how it works now.. I bring in a picture of my wife, you draw it with a fine tip pencil, I agree that it looks pretty good, then you totally screw up my tattoo. I wonder if it would have come out better if they would have made the face a little better or perhaps researched fine line tattoos a little before they started.



Go ahead.. laugh.. it's ok.. I wonder if Psycho wakes up everyday looks that thing in the mirror and wonders why the artist wrote it backwards.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Dumb Nascar Tattoo



This one takes the prize on many levels, Nascar (Keep your comments to yourself if you are a fan), rolls of fat on your back that strategically outline each of the cars or is it that this is someone's mom..

I don't know but keep sending us the pics.. we love them.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fuck the systsem dumb tattoo


Dumb tattoos are everywhere, here is a classic. Never underestimate the power of stupid people, especially when they are drinking (how else could this retard have let this happen).

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Steve'o Tattoos - Mister Bad Idea Walking

I am pretty sure this guy should be the poster child for the site. I mean, I get having one bad tattoo.. So you make a mistake and get a eggo waffle on on your leg, everybody has a moment of weakness (and eggo waffles are awesome). But when you make it your lifes work to get the Dumbest Tattoos possible.. you end up with Steve'o of Jackass Fame. Thanks Steve'o for this collection of mighty fine bad choices.